@Glenda Lousignont—the protagonist of the** penis mushroom** anecdote—is a legendary realtor who sells $20M properties; a result of how her her character resonates with her clients. While standing on the front lawn of the home she'd listed, Glenda saw her client approaching the house in a tizzy. The deal had just stalled when a prospective buyer for the billionaire's home had dropped out of the deal. Glenda, seeing this impending upset, interrupted saying, "But look! You have penis mushrooms!" as she pointed down between her legs where penis shaped mushrooms had sprouted. Instantly, her client broke into a fit of laughter as their anger was deflated. Glenda went on to find and close a better buyer for their home and helped them find their new home. Moral of the story, Glenda gives no fucks about formality—she invests them entirely in friends.

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